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Whether you’re feeling passive-aggressive or just plain aggressive, these needlepoint canvases offer a creative outlet with attitude. From lighthearted sass to unapologetic profanity, every piece balances playful design with a sharp edge—because stitching should never be boring.

Perfect for gifting (or keeping), this collection is for the stitcher with a sense of humor and zero patience for BS.

Pretty. Petty. Profane. Just the way we like it.


 
Sassy Stitches: A Collection of Snark & Style
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F*ck Off Cheeky Sign

$75.00

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Calm The F*ck Down

$57.50

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The Stripper

$275.00

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Less Is Not More

$275.00

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Welcome To The Shit Show

$120.00

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Mention It All

$122.50

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Here For A Good Time

$135.00

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Kick Rocks

$130.00

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Color The Life Coasters

$150.00

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Wiseass

$75.00

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Jackass

$75.00

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Forced Family Fun

$87.50

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Correcting Your Brows

$75.00

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Festive As F*ck

$67.50

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Sod Off

$60.00

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I Told My Therapist About You

$95.00

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Be F*cking Nice

$72.50

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F Around & Find Out Tiger

$125.00

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F Around & Find Out Shark

$125.00

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Admit Nothing

$82.50

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SH*T - Pastel Colors

$70.00

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SH*T - Grayscale

$70.00

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Bad A**

$75.00

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Classy Until Kickoff

$95.00

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Please Leave By 9

$81.50

 

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